2005

I’m at work and so tired right now it’s not even funny. I will stare at my computer monitor and […]

It’s my Mom’s burpday today. She was born on this day a few years ago, and YAY FOR THAT! If

“Absinthe makes the heart go wander?” Oh don’t mind me. Seconds ago I had this whole train of thought attached

AAAAH JEEZ. I’m back in Minneapplesauce after one of the most surreal weekends I think I’ve ever had. For those

You didn’t think I’d leave without one final nugget of love, did you? Aw Hell no. I’m waiting for some

This is SO awesome. Might take a while to generate, so be patient.

In less than 36 hours, I will be New York bound on an airplane for I’m certain what will be

This pic was taken about 20 minutes ago. That’s me and the Frank sitting before what could very well be

You’ve probably seen it on the news – the usual day after Thanksgiving early morning insanity which ensues at stores

So.. this reality show is supposedly about the person who loses the most weight winning a prize. However. I just

One of the advantages of being bored at work is having too much time to surf the web.. I kept

Tis Thanksgiving Day. I wish you all the happiest and most blissful, fulfilling Thanksgivings you’ve ever had. Here is what

Sometimes random words enter my brain and I think to myself, hm, I wonder what that means. I know some

Last night we played the Uptown. Our drummer extraordinaire Barry is a nacho aficionado and it’s sorta rubbing off on

I got to thinking: If I were ever on the run from the po-leese, like in a COPS-style high speed

.. and to instill selfish false expectations in the children of today. I fed the vending mat-cheen at work 70

Today’s entry is about the MySpace, located at the MySpace, and I’m too lazy to cut and paste it here.

Donning our lab coats (and Berkman and Barry in what they call their “Krenner glasses”), my weird-o rock band Iced

I, or maybe I should say Danny’s Towing took the Death Star in to be diagnosed earlier this week. The

Well for starters, some flavor would be nice. Peep this: Went grocery shopping yesterday afternoon and threw a frozen pizza