Attn. Grandma: Have fun in jail
Many of you may remember the good times I had earlier this year when I was sent to jail driving […]
Attn. Grandma: Have fun in jail Read Post »
Many of you may remember the good times I had earlier this year when I was sent to jail driving […]
Attn. Grandma: Have fun in jail Read Post »
Oh my.. it’s already been a year since my State Fair post. How time flies. You know what that means
That’s right, a big hairy and sweaty one – and this Dick was walking the shores of Lake Calhoun last
I saw a big brown Dick! Read Post »
Iced Ink (a.k.a. my rock band) got a pretty damn good sounding CD off the mixing board from our Uptown
I went to OfficeMax to purchase a new printer yesterday because sadly, it was cheaper than buying new ink for
AnnoyingMax, a.k.a. Just let me buy a f*&king printer, Bitchcakes Read Post »
If you haven’t yet and feel the need to read, check out the lil’ list to the lower right (beneath
Blog links freshly updated Read Post »
Holy shite, it’s been a year since I signed up for this blogger thing! August 14th is the official birthday
Meat Smoothie turns 1 year old! Read Post »
Here’s a money shot I recently took of my pal Frank and his doughboy belly that I found amusing enough
I was sitting in the confines of a doctor’s office waiting room to have my swollen eye looked at for
This Chalazion Diagnosis brought to you by Ritz Crackers Read Post »
Every year when this time of year rolls around I get a soft spot deep in the cockles of my
King For A Day/Fool For A Lifetime Read Post »
I’m a little confused. Since band practice last night, the time has been 9:43:38. It must have happened while we
It’s forever 9:43:38 Read Post »
I was chit chatting with a neighbor this morning and when he turned around to walk into his abode, I
A Toilet Paper Tale… I mean, “Tail” Read Post »
I think toothpaste should have nutritional information displayed on each and every tube. I’m trying to watch my calories and
Toothpaste = empty calories? Read Post »
Dude… I was watching “I Want To Be A Hilton” yesterday and suddenly found myself starting to take it seriously
I Don’t Want To Be an “I Want To Be a Hilton” fan Read Post »
As many of you may remember, I had me a mean case of chigger bites last month while staying at
Apparently I make for good chigger meat. Read Post »
Our doggy Beans is a fan of the squeaky toys. Moreso than most dogs I’ve known. Recently I have come
Squeakless Squeaky Toy Read Post »
Thanks to having a birthday on July 23rd, I am now 32. “Wow, Micycle, you’re 32? But you appear to
I declare this Monday to be July 32nd Read Post »