2006

My, how time flies! I took a break from this here Blogspot ’bout 6 months ago to go a little […]

In the words of one of my favorite writers out there, Mr. Jim Anchower: “Hola, Amigos. It’s been a while

Hey, BlogSnots, it’s been a while! It’s too damned much work for me to keep dual-blogging (I post here and

I just read here that grape juice is good for the aging brain. I reckon I’ve mentioned this piece of

So waaaaay back when in 2000-sumpin, some of you may remember a television program called Freaks and Geeks. Many of

And quite frankly I’m a little disappointed. My hair reduction agent Mackenzie always does a phenomenal job in contributing to

Every so often I think back to 3rd Grade when I sat next to an orange haired fella named Jim.

I splurged and bought me a dandy tin of $2 Altoids Sour Chewing Gum the other day, mainly because I’m

As she stood outside, she heard the bustling traffic in the distance. It sounded as if the highway were breathing,

It’s my brother Chuck’s birfday today – yaaay! (He’s Frensch Flies on me MySpace top 8.) My brother rules. He

It’s amazing how easy it is to find the stuff – not even a half a block away from my

Okay, let me lay some shit out for you here about my past. I recently have crossed paths with a

Tonight I have very special plans for a very special someone out there. I’m going to start by making my

Says who? Says me.I walked past 4 people today (all men, mind you), and fer cryin’ out loud. Put on

Just lookie here at what I have in store for you, you sexy portable music lover, you: For Sale: 1

I can’t remember exactly how it started, but one of the first things I remember about this dream is punching

T0day I gav3 my c0mput3r’s k3yb0ard a g00d cl3aning aft3r spilling s0m3 0rang3 juic3 0n th3 spac3bar | I t00k it

If your bathroom window is about 20 feet away from a window in the neighboring complex that appears to be

I had 6 or 7 stray Cheerios left in my bowl with a wee splash of sugary milk. I had

This isn’t the most fascinating thing to write about, but these are the sort of things that keep me up