2004

You might as well be a nutcase – at least that makes it entertaining. Let me preface this by saying […]

Hello, I am Doctor Edward, a.k.a. “Doctor Asshole”. I work across the street from a coffee shop with prices that

I’m going to see Leo Kottke on Sunday night and there’s one problem: he starts at 8:00. Do you know

Dear Subway: You helped Jared shed the pounds, and now maybe you should develop a sandwich that helps him shed

We have a “Buy 10, get one free” punch card system here at the coffee shop. It is quite popular

Screw the details of the Zippo Hot Tour show we played last night… I want to talk about this guy:

Where was I? Where am I? Good questions. Right now it’s 6:54am and I’m sitting in the coffee shop. It’s

Including rodents. Last night either a human going through some sort of identity crisis or an actual hamster by the

I started the workday off with a Leo Kottke compilation CD I made. Leo is the man solely responsible for

My sister saw the movie “Ray” and brought the soundtrack to the store for me to check out (great music!)

Here is a screenshot of one of my email accounts. I emptied it out last Friday, it is now Wednesday,

I don’t use the word “evidently” enough. Evidently, I never felt the urge to. But not anymore, I’m gonna make

Setting: Golden Valley, MN. Indian restaraunt called Taste of India. Monday evening, approx. 6:35 pm. The night was cold. I

During my 2+ year tenure here at the coffee shop, the one thing I can count on is the same

Wow! With all of this writing I’ve been doing today, I feel like I’m on fire.. Apparently, so did this

Working at a coffee shop gets the creative drink making part of your brain working. You get sick of the

A bus just drove by with a “Buy a Yogurt Parfait and 10¢ goes towards the Twin Cities Ronald McDonald

Unless someone else is around that can’t stand it, I listen to talk radio about 99% of the time. I

In case you’ve been living in a cave and haven’t seen it on store shelves, the fine folks at Pepsi

It’s true, stand up and try it… right turns must be made in 90 degree increments, otherwise you won’t get