Toys? He don’t need no stinkin’ toys.
He gets sparkly toys. Friends have bought him toys that look like wee mice and other small animals. My mom […]
Toys? He don’t need no stinkin’ toys. Read Post »
He gets sparkly toys. Friends have bought him toys that look like wee mice and other small animals. My mom […]
Toys? He don’t need no stinkin’ toys. Read Post »
Today is a day of special celebration. Twas today that (my age+5) years ago, my lovely sister entered this fine
Happy Birt-day toooo Eesaaaa, Happy Birt-day toooo Eesaaaa… Read Post »
My Grampa, as many of you who may have read about him know, lived through the Great Depression and therefore
How to light a match Read Post »
So, I had an interesting experience last night. Mom sent me home over the weekend with two containers of yummy
Word of Caution: Do Not Flush Noodle Cake Read Post »
So I bought me a new belt the other day, and went through some serious trouble to get it. Sad
Lessons in heavy metal belt shopping Read Post »
Glad I finally get to move into my new place next week. My current landlord, a.k.a. guy who bought the
Note to self: Frank is NOT Food. Frank is your kitty. Read Post »
I have a bizarre phobia that I’m trying to come to terms with: the fear of being pooped on by
Living in fear of being pooped on by a bird Read Post »
I have this slight poofy eyelid thing in my driver’s side eye that won’t let up. I’d been starting to
Hypnotic Walgreens Shopping Bonanza Read Post »
I’m fortunate enough to be able take in music via headphones all day at work. It’s nice, because it drowns
McCartneyless in Minneapplesauce Read Post »
Come to this blawg, get redirected to another for a day’s entry. Sheesh, isn’t that how it goes these days.
Peep this: My brother Chuck has been going through the family photo archives and just sent this little gem of
Don’t you dare f%$k with me an’ my Pinto. Read Post »
My cellular communication device is the kind that most refer to as a “flip phone”. You open it up, do
I keep breaking phones that don’t fold Read Post »
The Bob Dylan: Chronicles book I’m reading has been causing a creative fire to brew in mah belly that I
Pimpin’ my acoustic muzak Read Post »
I have a peculiar sensitivity to certain sounds. The more common ones being loud eating and my cat “sharpening” his
Pitter-pester, a.k.a. My aural schizophrenia Read Post »
Every so often I see a gnus headline pop up on the ol’ YAHOO! homepage that is so complete, so
Undivided Headlines Read Post »
Okay, things are getting a little freaky between my cat Frank and I. I let him sleep in the bed
My cat is molesting me in the middle of the night. Read Post »
I didn’t feel much like cookin’ tonight so I opted for a frozen pizza instead. Not just any frozen pizza
Russian Roulette: Party Pizza style Read Post »
Dear Mac-Donalds “Chick-AWWWWWWWWWnnnn…. awn.” Girl: I love you, you are my hero. But only under the condition that your soulful
Open letter to the chicken-gasm girl Read Post »
Disagree or agree as much as you like, but I think Bob Dylan was f’in awesome. I’ve always known this
Let me state for the record that Bob Dylan was the shit. Read Post »
A sigh of relief.. kind of. I just spoke with the new owner this afternoon all planning to get in
Adden-dumb to my “Make that 10 Moves…” post Read Post »