2005

So, my apartment caretaker knocked upon me door as I was emptying my last box of possessions from Move #9, […]

Quite a while ago I purchased a pack of 8 eyeballs with sticky backs on ’em with the intent of

I’m sitting here looking at an orange monkey squeaky toy on my desk and am a little perplexed, mainly because

I snapped some shots of me new abode all for your viewing pleasure here. Everyone’s welcome to come over for

I’ve had nice landlords in my day, as well as those that have proven to be the spawn of Satan.

I just thought of something the other day when my Dad’s dog was incessantly begging for treats. I bet she

I am signing my life away this evening in a cool old apartment in Uptown. Now that my karmic debt

To those of you unfamiliar with my hometown of Cottage Grove, MN, it goes a little something like this: it

I’ve been looking at apartments lately and have come to a critical juncture of sorts in regards to where I

Life seems to have dished out a buffet of bizarre but entertaining coincidences lately, most of which I should not

This may sound a might bit nastaay, but oh well. It’s as much of my choice to write it as

Was chitty chattying with a friend today and the topic of guns was randomly thrown into the mix. A fact

I recently came to realize an impressive fact about myself: in the next month, I will have moved 9 times

I’m now a proud card carrying member of “Companions who have been purposefully cropped out of photos that are on

Today’s journal entry is very special. Rather than putting my feelings and experiences into words, I took it upon myself

I’ve had this overwhelming urge lately to win a prize. I don’t even care if said prize is something I

Let me first say that my heart goes out to the people without homes due to the tragic incidents down

I’ve been listening to Air Supply quite a bit today. Now that I’ve made you all throw up in your

I have been on a mission to find the ultimate winter coat for the past 5 or 6 years. I

I’m at a coffee shop minding my own business trying to get some work done here. Some lady’s little shit…