2005

Dear readers/friends/family: For those of you wondering where the hell I went, I have recently been abducted by aliens and […]

Look at calendar, make sure the day is Friday January 21st 2005. Glance outside window, verify that yes, there is

I know you’re just doing your jobs, and gawd bless you, but I think at this point we’re very well

Man.. I hope I can type as fast as this lady is talking… “Mallory? Mallory? Mallory?” “What?” “What’s this, Mallory?”

Hello. My name is Devo and food is my Mama. I can not stop thinking about it… never have, never

I usually don’t do requests, but one was put in for me to do some abstract writing and I feel

Ripped from today’s breaking news headlines: Singer curses onstage at inaugural concert If you can’t say the word “fuck” at

Was just sitting at the computer in the coffee shop reading today’s entertainment gnus on YAHOO! and attempting to sip

My brain hurts… yet another interesting, very late, beer pitcher-filled evening at the Terminal Bar open mic took place last

Our Saturday night Area 52 show rocked like a bowl full of Quarry breakfast cereal (only you old school SNL

In the early 90’s, I worked overnights at Target with Derek for a number of years. Derek was funny, although

That’s right. For the sake of fuck. Of all things relating to the sakeness of fuck. 1-14-05 9:30am Robot Barista

Wow.. I was just strolling past Devo’s litterbox and spotted a rather peculiar item laying in there: The boy is

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“BEEDEEBEEDEEBEEDEEP. Welcome. What can I get for you today?” “Yeah, I’d like a dark roast, a latte, and one of

My brain is racing today and I need to organize my thoughts. What better way to do so than disconnect

Attn. fine art connoisseurs: I have never really tried my hand at it before (other than in high school), but

The following language was taken from http://www.exploratorium.edu: Do It Yourself Science: An Aurora in Your Mouth (Oral Borealis)! Here’s a

Why yes I have, thanks for asking. I’m on a bottle of Jones brand sugar free ginger ale sodie-pop! Actually,

I received a KISS trivia game for the holidays (thanks, Cookie!) and have it on display at my “place of