2005

I was glad to hear from my Aunt Cookie that she tried to access this journal at work and it […]

No, this isn’t pertaining to the male anatomy – sorry. You’ve probably seen the footage of the recent space shuttle

um.. So I’m sitting here at this restaurant right now. One of the employees just walked up to her boss

Several years ago, one would never imagine people walking around with cell phones capable of taking pictures. Think about it…

Hi, my name is Nancy Yogurt. There was this one time that I put some yogurt on my foot for

Is it Tuesday? Because I had something planned that day, and if it is indeed Tuesday, I missed it. Dammit.

That’s right, ladies and genitalmen, I’m here pimpin my shit again. This time it’s because I’ve recently seen quite a

I always mine through my childhood memories and try to remember the earliest ones I can. I usually ask people

Imagine just falling into a comfortable deep sleep on a couch. The air is cool and silence lingers like dewdrops

Jeez. Months and months of waiting and suddenly today, POW POW POW! All within 3 hours. Good things come in

Dear Frank: Sorry I didn’t come home last night to sleep next to you. You seemed a little upset with

Email me if you’d be so kind… I’ve some questions for you!

It’s not very often that one gets to wake up to a full moon at 9am on a Saturday morning,

Have you seen the ads for the latest “reality” programming? CBS’ Rockstar: INXS. “INXS is looking for a new singer,

Just wanted to post a special thanks to those of you stepping up to bat to try and help me

Sunday whilst walking around the lake with Dan and Jules getting sunburned and trying to avoid being run over by

Every so often I receive messages from you fine readers asking me where I draw inspiration to write and where

Being a geetarist, I occasionally stumble upon ideas that have been buried in the back of my mind for quite

2 words: 56K modem. Here is the process: 1) Log onto internet2) Look on job pages, bite nails and pull

I was walking around in Barnes and Noble today while wearing corduroy pants. I like corduroys as much as the