2004

I have been eating low sugar Cocoa Puffs lately. They allegedly contain 75% less sugar than regular Cocoa Puffs. They […]

My niece is in 7th grade and plays flute in the school band, and last night was the Oltman Jr.

Aaah, sometimes there’s nothing like a good old sugary can of Coke. It’s damn near impossible to find a Coke

I had a very bizarre dream the other night – once it got cooking, I was looking in the bathroom

Today is my mom’s birthday. Woo hoo! We celebrated it yesterday with her at my parent’s compound – my sister

My band played a pretty damn good sweaty show at the Terminal Bar last night (Dec 4) with Fussy, John

Pardon the know-it-all coffee shop nerd humor here, but I love it when people come into the coffee shop and

Meet Krister. Krister is a very affordable piece of IKEA furniture that holds computers. I bought Krister yesterday, and I’d

Every few weeks, an exterminator comes into the coffee shop to check the store for cooties. He arrived yesterday with

I’ve always seen it in the coolers at Lunds and Kowalskis and thought “Why so expensive??” Now it makes sense

That is unless your ship has capsized, he’s dead, floating next to you, and you hold onto him strictly because

Drinking grape juice would not make me perpetually thirsty for more grape juice. My cat would find a more suitable

Last night Johnny Cash, Cyndi Lauper, Garth Brooks, Jewel, Talking Heads, Pat Benetar, and Alana Miles, to name a few,

Throw the fork on the floor and use your fingers. I speak from experience. I have a jacket that reminds

Anyone remotely familiar with my acoustic guitar work (cough cough) knows I’m a huge Leo Kottke fan. A friend and

If you’ve never seen one of these before, no, it is not a fancy bong, it’s a Galileo thermometer (more

This is a picture of me on Thanksgiving at the tail end of gorging myself on the piles of food

If you’re a brain surgeon, please don’t take that literally. Put the scalpels down, man. For lack of anything else

Today is Thanksgiving, the day that officially kicks off the holiday season. Woo hoo! Before heading off to my mom’s

Meet my cat Devo. He hasn’t really been himself lately because I haven’t been around much, so yesterday I decided