Separated at birth?
Not sure whether or not this has been noticed yet, but I can’t be the only one that sees the […]
Separated at birth? Read Post »
Not sure whether or not this has been noticed yet, but I can’t be the only one that sees the […]
Separated at birth? Read Post »
Today my Mom turns.. um.. I don’t know? Good job, Mom! You’re the best mother I’ve ever had, and not
Today is my Mom’s anniversary of being born! Read Post »
I’m starting to see a consumer trend out there when I’m running errands and standing in line at stores. More
It’s not Bluetooth.. it’s StupidlookingEar Read Post »
I loathe Guitar Center. A few years ago I even went so far as to put together a “song” named
Guitar Center Ate My Balls Read Post »
1 shot in Conn. Playstation waiting line My darling brother Chuck and I went to Best Buy on Wednesday and
Grand Theft Parking Lot Read Post »
I just received a perplexing spam email this morning and is it me, or is the crux of the message
Okay, can somebody please tell me what the fuck this is supposed to mean? Read Post »
I don’t know why it bugs the shit out of me so much when people abbreviate certain words whilst talking,
I demand the use of the word “Dems” to cease immediately. Read Post »
Vol. XIVChapter VIIpp. 34-41 Todd was a good buddy of mine back in grade school. He was the token cool
True Confessions: Really Stupid Shit I Did When I Was a Kid Read Post »
I went to the doc on Monday after being sick for 3 weeks. Survey SAYS: Bronchitis. That said, here’s everything
Here’s everything good I can think of about having bronchitis: Read Post »
“Hey Mike, which politician do you despise most?” Me: “Yes.” I’ve had it up to here [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″
Politicians are dumb stupid idoit fart booger-butt dumby dootie heads Read Post »
Recently the Misses and I were vacationing in a lovely little small town in Southern Minnesota. I brought my Taylor
Spontaneous combustion of a moist towelette Read Post »
I ain’t carved a jack-o-lantern in at least a good 5-6 years, and last weekend we had the rare opportunity
Clyders vs. The Pumpkin Innards Read Post »
It’s been one thing after another today. First, I woke up at 6:02am when my alarm was set to go
Man, I sure as shit can tell that it’s Friday the 13th. Read Post »
1. How tall are you barefoot?Approximately 25.4 millimeters shorter than when my Chucks are affixed to the walking apparati located
Pocket Water, Bob Dylan’s severed head, Ruth, and 27 TVs Read Post »
As I was stumbling into work this morning feeling half dead, I noticed a tampon wrapper on the ground. It
Creative uses for tampon wrappers Read Post »
I’ve used the “shuffle all songs” feature on my Pod a zillion times now, as it seems to always be
My iPod favors the Brady Bunch. Read Post »
I can type pert near anything into you and you spew out copius amounts of useless informations that my brain
Oh, Wikipedia, how I love thee. Read Post »
Those fucking semi-translucent Flash advertisements that ever so inconveniently slide themselves on top of the page I’m trying to read.
My newest internet pet peeve Read Post »
Goldie and I had a fantastic “little” (some fifty plus folks came) party over the weekend to celebrate our bitchin’
I, Micycle Tricycle, am hanging up my fart belt for good. Read Post »
Newspapers age to yellow and the tree leaves do the same,Work time spent a-working, spare time spent on Scrabble gamesI
Suuree, or something like that Read Post »